EXPO 2026

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Corporate & Bulk Orders

Donkey Balls
for Your Team

The corporate gift nobody throws away. Hand-made Hawaiian chocolate that gets your brand remembered at conferences, holidays, and every occasion worth celebrating.

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Kona, HI
Hand-made origin
12+
Flavor options
$5/box
Bulk pricing from
500+
Companies served

Transparent pricing.
No surprises, no quotes needed.

Volume discounts that make your CFO as happy as the people eating the chocolate.

Starter
50 – 99 boxes
$8.50 /box
Save 15%

Team treats &
small events

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Growth
100 – 249 boxes
$7.00 /box
Save 30%

Conferences &
client gifting

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Enterprise
500+ boxes
$5.00 /box
Save 50%

Large-scale &
ongoing programs

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All prices per box. Shipping calculated at checkout. Custom quantities available.

Nobody forgets the name.
Or the chocolate.

Most corporate gifts end up in a drawer. Donkey Balls ends up in a conversation. That is the whole point of gifting.

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Conference Swag

Skip the stress balls and branded pens. Hand out boxes that make people laugh, take photos, and actually eat. Your booth will be the one they remember.

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Employee Rewards

Closed a big deal? Shipped the feature? Give your team hand-made Hawaiian chocolate that says "you crushed it" better than any gift card ever could.

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Client Gifts

Stand out in a sea of wine bottles and fruit baskets. Send your top clients something they will actually talk about. Brand recall through chocolate.

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Holiday Gifting

End-of-year gifts that do not feel generic. Hawaiian chocolate from Kona hits different when everyone else is sending the same corporate catalog.

Trusted by teams who want gifts people actually remember

★★★★★

"Our booth traffic doubled. People came back just to grab another box. Best conference swag investment we have ever made."

MK
Marketing Director
Tech Company, Honolulu
★★★★★

"Sent 200 boxes as holiday gifts to our clients. Got more thank-you replies than any other gift we have sent in 10 years."

RH
Operations Manager
Hospitality Group, Maui
★★★★★

"The name gets a laugh every time, but the chocolate is genuinely excellent. Our team fights over the Kona Coffee flavor."

JL
HR Coordinator
Real Estate Firm, Oahu

Your Logo on Our Balls

Custom printing available on all bulk orders. Your company branding, right on the box. Yes, we know how that sounds. That is why it works.

Full-color logo printing
Custom box inserts
Branded sleeves & wraps
Personalized gift notes

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Taste the chocolate before you commit. We will ship a sample box so you can see (and eat) exactly what your team or clients will get.

Free sample box, no obligation. We typically ship within 3 business days.

Common questions

We have 12+ flavors including Dark Chocolate Mac Nut, Milk Chocolate, Kona Coffee Crunch, Lilikoi (Passion Fruit), Coconut, and seasonal specials. For bulk orders over 200 boxes, we can do custom flavor assortments.
Fill out the sample request form and we will ship you a complimentary sample box with our most popular flavors. No commitment, no credit card needed. Just taste the chocolate and decide if it is right for your team.
Standard turnaround for custom-printed boxes is 2-3 weeks after design approval. Rush orders (1 week) are available for an additional fee. We will send a digital proof before printing.
Absolutely. We ship nationwide with insulated packaging to keep everything fresh. For orders over 200 boxes, freight shipping is available at reduced rates. We handle the logistics so your chocolate arrives perfect.
We use insulated packaging with cold packs for all shipments. During peak summer months, we ship Monday-Wednesday only to avoid weekend warehouse delays. Your chocolate will arrive in perfect condition.
Minimum bulk order is 50 boxes. For smaller quantities, you can order directly from our regular store. Custom printing requires a minimum of 100 boxes.

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something unforgettable?

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